CRAZY WINES
Tasting Menu

All Glasses — $9
Bottles Priced Individually



Tasting Flight
(4) 1 oz Flight – $10


SWEET MEADS
Ancient tradition. Texas soul.


Texas Viking — $40
BOTTLES SOLD ONLY
Traditional Texas honey mead, fermented to preserve natural sweetness.
Pair with: sharp cheddar, roasted nuts, grilled peaches.

Lomanto Melomel — $28
Honey co-fermented with grapes for balance and structure.
Pair with: charcuterie boards, prosciutto, aged Gouda.

Rosé Melomel — $26
Bright, fruit-forward honey mead with rosé grapes.
Pair with: summer salads, goat cheese, fresh berries.

Prickly Pear Mead — $24
Vibrant Texas prickly pear meets raw honey.
Pair with: tacos al pastor, citrus-marinated shrimp, spicy dishes.

DRY MEAD
Clean. Refined. Unexpected.


La Maddie Rosé — $26
Dry rosé mead from Cinsault grapes with crisp structure.
Pair with: grilled salmon, roasted chicken, Mediterranean plates.


WHITE WINES
Expressive. Wild. Texas-grown character.


Sweet White
2025 Muscat Blanc — $26
Wild-fermented with expressive aromatics.
Pair with: fruit tarts, soft cheeses, light desserts.

Dry Whites
2024 Jalapeño Blanco — $36
Roussanne fermented with fresh jalapeños for subtle heat.
Pair with: Tex-Mex, Chicken, grilled shrimp, creamy pasta.

2025 StarLight— $55 (Release Date December 2026)
Aged in whiskey barrels with notes of vanilla and spice.
Pair with: smoked pork, roasted turkey, bread pudding.

ROSE’
2024 Rosé — $20
Dry Cinsault rosé, crisp and light-bodied.
Pair with: grilled chicken, fresh salads, soft cheeses.


RED WINES
Structure. Depth. Bold Texas presence.



Dry Reds

2024 Idalia — $30
Tempranillo & Mourvèdre blend with balanced fruit and structure.
Pair with: grilled steak, lamb chops, aged cheddar.

2024 Mourvèdre — $32
French oak aged with layered spice and depth.
Pair with: brisket, roasted mushrooms, herb-roasted pork.


2022 Texas Red — $28
Black Spanish & Mourvèdre aged in heavy French oak. Bold and oak-forward.
Pair with: smoked meats, rib eye, hearty stews.

2025 StarFire — $65 (Release Date December 2026)
Brandy barrel-aged Sangiovese with warmth and complexity.
Pair with: cigar evenings, dark chocolate, slow conversations.



SEASONAL SPECIALS
Summer
Frozen Mead & Wine-A-Ritas — $12

Winter
Warm Mulled Wine — $10

Year-Round
Bloody Marys — $10
Ranch Water – $10